I hate being reminded of termite season at 5 in the morning
blinkinglights-intimatethings asked: did you get your bacon
Yes then I got flamin’ hot cheetos and twizzlers and the cashier looked at me weird and said I’d be back at 3 AM for some Tums
why isn’t your roommate someone who would go with you at 1 am to buy bacon
- He’s vegetarian
- He hates walmart
- He’s going to bed
I wish my roommate wouldn’t look at me weird when I tell him I’m going to walmart at 1 AM to buy bacon
Does anyone else find it hilarious that God is following Justin Bieber on twitter?
Better yet God is only following Justin Bieber on twitter?