I hate being reminded of termite season at 5 in the morning

Dragon Nest…

why can’t I escape you…

blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: did you get your bacon

but the important question was were they cute

The cashier? She was like a 30 year old sassy lady

blinkinglights-intimatethings asked: did you get your bacon

Yes then I got flamin’ hot cheetos and twizzlers and the cashier looked at me weird and said I’d be back at 3 AM for some Tums

blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: I wish my roommate wouldn’t look at me weird when…

why isn’t your roommate someone who would go with you at 1 am to buy bacon

well…

  1. He’s vegetarian 
  2. He hates walmart
  3. He’s going to bed

I wish my roommate wouldn’t look at me weird when I tell him I’m going to walmart at 1 AM to buy bacon 

sundayschild replied to your post: blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your…

I see Emma and I are on the same page.

sundayschild replied to your post: Does anyone else find it hilarious that God is…

He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good so JESUS CHRIST, JUSTIN, PUT SOME PANTS ON.

with great vigilance comes great judgement Justin 

Does anyone else find it hilarious that God is following Justin Bieber on twitter?

Better yet God is only following Justin Bieber on twitter?