I hate being reminded of termite season at 5 in the morning
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sads

blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: did you get your bacon
but the important question was were they cute
The cashier? She was like a 30 year old sassy lady
blinkinglights-intimatethings asked: did you get your bacon
Yes then I got flamin’ hot cheetos and twizzlers and the cashier looked at me weird and said I’d be back at 3 AM for some Tums
blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: I wish my roommate wouldn’t look at me weird when…
why isn’t your roommate someone who would go with you at 1 am to buy bacon
well…
- He’s vegetarian
- He hates walmart
- He’s going to bed
I wish my roommate wouldn’t look at me weird when I tell him I’m going to walmart at 1 AM to buy bacon
sundayschild replied to your post: blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your…
I see Emma and I are on the same page.

blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: sundayschild replied to your post: Does anyone…
god is actually santa

sundayschild replied to your post: Does anyone else find it hilarious that God is…
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good so JESUS CHRIST, JUSTIN, PUT SOME PANTS ON.
with great vigilance comes great judgement Justin
Does anyone else find it hilarious that God is following Justin Bieber on twitter?
Better yet God is only following Justin Bieber on twitter?



