May 2013
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I do a mean valley girl voice
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“I want to enjoy my beer in the garden but the wifi doesn’t work out there.”
– (submitted by loveiseveryone)
Oh no it’s 4 AM I can’t sleep bc I go to bed at 8 AM every morning like wtf happened
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Listen
I wish I could walk into a room and strike fear into everyone’s hearts like Miranda Priestly
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well im bored
time to watch The Devil Wears Prada
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When someone endorses you on linkedIn
blinkinglights-intimatethings asked: i think you are quietish around normal human beings but have a rich inner life seldom seen but when it is there's a lot of "where the fuck did that come from"
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
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“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
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saltfree:
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
I lied 90% of the shit on Glossi looks awful lol
“Create your own digital magazine! No design or technical skill required!”
Yes let’s promote the homogenization of magazine design
Complacency is definitely how we move forward
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Brad Pitt’s jesus mane needs to go
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I hate being reminded of termite season at 5 in the morning
Dragon Nest...
why can’t I escape you…
blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your…
sads
blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: did you get your bacon
but the important question was were they cute
The cashier? She was like a 30 year old sassy lady
blinkinglights-intimatethings asked: did you get your bacon
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blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your post: I wish my roommate wouldn’t look at me weird when…
why isn’t your roommate someone who would go with you at 1 am to buy bacon
well…
He’s vegetarian
He hates walmart
He’s going to bed
I wish my roommate wouldn’t look at me weird when I tell him I’m going to walmart at 1 AM to buy bacon
sundayschild replied to your post: blinkinglights-intimatethings replied to your…
I see Emma and I are on the same page.
